@capeandcowl
Jul. 30th, 2012 01:04 pm[PLAYER INFO]
NAME: Colee
AGE: 17 years young bb
JOURNAL: nicoleslaw/humancentiqueef
IM: g0vernmenth00k3r
PLURK: @coleebolee
E-MAIL: nicolester0001@gmail.com
RETURNING: Edward Cullen |![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
dazzlingyou
[CHARACTER INFO]
CHARACTER NAME: William Murderface
SERIES: METALOCALYPSE
CHRONOLOGY: What Issue/Episode/Major Event are they coming into the RP from?
CLASS: He'll be a villain just to be a villain
BACKGROUND:
What is your character’s world like? What is their role in it? In what major canon events did your character play a part, how did your character affect these events, and vice versa? If applicable, what important relationships do they have with other characters in this series?
This doesn’t have to be terribly detailed, but we’d like a good picture of their canon to draw from. Please make sure you explain anything particularly series-specific or that we might not understand, and also that it’s in your own words.
PERSONALITY:
Murderface is not a nice guy. Even if he tries to fake it, he's still not very nice. He is used to rejection and ridicule, and expects it from people, which has turned him into a jerk. He takes his anger out on both himself and those around him. Temper tantrums are a regular thing with Murderface. He enjoys inflicting pain on others almost as much as he does on himself (he has mentioned that he is a fan of auto-erotic asphyxiation, though, of course, it could have been just something to say to get attention from the band) even though it doesn't make him feel any better. Well, it makes him feel a little more brutal, but the feeling doesn't last very long and he's right back where he started. He also doesn't like women- he is sexually attracted to them, but he frequently refers to them as soul murderers (as seen in this image: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1ymsnvee1qcz9too1_500.jpg).
One major characteristic of Murderface is his insecurity. He belittles himself constantly, calling himself fat/ugly/stupid/etc. He is sensitive, surprisingly, but not in the way that appears in romantic comedies. If anybody mentions his weight or dog-face or inability to really play bass (but he got better now that he's free-balling), he gets angry and defensive immediately. Murderface has a tendency to overcompensate, especially when it comes to women or his role in the band (or even when it comes to spelling, as he called himself an excellent speller even when he couldn't spell any words given to him). He tries to call himself the lead songwriter and even tries to get more royalties from the band for this "fact". He believed he was really entitled to it. Murderface also has a little issue with his sexuality, at points being homophobic to a seriously paranoid degree. His fame has increased some of this insecurity, thanks to the media. One of his biggest fears is being rejected by the guys in his band, even if he makes it a point to make sure they know/understand he doesn't give a crap what they say. But, on the inside, he truly does. He knows that he isn't the most important member of the band or the most well-liked (in fact, he knows he isn't the most popular member of the band- both inside it and in the media), and he resents that.
Like the rest of Dethklok, Murderface is a grown man who, more often than not, acts like a thirteen year old boy. He urinates on whatever he feels like, cracks perverted sex jokes, and makes incredibly immature comments frequently. If he feels like he's being ignored, he eats his feelings instead of talking or expressing himself. Surprisingly, he is a civil war buff and actually knows quite a lot of American history, as well has guns and torture devices. It's obvious that Murderface has no idea how to talk to girls like a normal guy, and his attempts to try to 'trick' them (such as when he decided that he should defend the honor of women everywhere and was called out on it being a ploy) usually end up backfiring on him. Though, of course, that could be because he is so repulsive that no girl in her right mind would do anything with him. Earlier in the series, his insecurity made him comment on him talking about his own death, asking Nathan if it would be 'brutal' enough or if the band would be better off without him. Murderface also seems to have a hard time expressing his feelings, like most of the Dethklok band, and can be cold and uncaring like the rest of the band (his feeling 'real emotions' like loneliness or depression comes every once in a while).
Murderface can be a suck-up when he wants something, especially when it comes to Nathan. He'll try and do 'nice' things for him to remain in somewhat good-standing, but, as it's been brought up repeatedly, they all hate each other and aren't really 'friends'. Of course, Murderface can go from standing up for somebody to ripping them a new in three seconds flat if things don't turn out the way he wants them to.
Murderface is selfish; unless he's getting paid for something or getting something handed to him, he won't do it- or he'll complain the entire time. He doesn't think that anything worth having is worth working for, and says that he plays bass not to have a job. When he couldn't get residuals from the band because he didn't really DO anything, he complained during a song where he explicitly stated that everything was hard and he doesn't understand why that is. There are a few instances, however, where he actually shows some form of compassion for his band mates. He also sees himself as a father figure to the rest of the band (God knows why...) and can actually be pretty good at that. Toki is mostly the one who is given advice by him, but Skwisgaar (after the drama in Fatherklok) was given main attention by Murderface in terms of having a father-son 'relationship'. He enjoys feeling wanted, despite how often he seems to be repulsed/irritated by people.
His childhood affected him greatly. His parents died in a murder-suicide, with his father killing his mother with a chainsaw before turning it on himself when William was just a wee little thing. Growing up, he was raised by his grandparents, which attributed to his laziness because his grandmother most likely took care of everything for him (cooking, laundry, cleaning up after him, etc) as grandmas usually do. His grandfather suffered a stroke when Murderface was younger, and his grandmother took care of both of them after that.
POWER: He can play bass with his penis.
As for superpowers, I'd like for booze to give him superpowers. Of course, the power depends on the drink, as whiskey would give him the ability to breathe fire, vodka would make him invincible to ice-based attacks, etc. It only lasts for about an hour, max, and if he drinks too much to abuse this power he'll eventually faint from exhaustion (or, as drunks put it,
[CHARACTER SAMPLES]
COMMUNITY POST (VOICE) SAMPLE:
A10SHUN PISCITI!! LOL WILIM MURDARFAEC H3R3 FROM TEH CITYS BST BAND PLANET PISS
L3TS G3T DOWN 2 BUSIENS JAKKOFS
3VERY FRIDAY NIGHT THROUGH SUNDAY MORNNG PLANET PISS WIL B P3RFORMNG NONS2P AT WAERHOUES 56!1!1!!! TIK3TS R 50 DOLARS AT DA DOR AND 495 IF U BUY THAM IN ADVANCE! SO DONT FUK UP AND B A LOSER WHO HAS 2 PAY 3XTRA AT DA DOR!111!!1 OMG CONTACT ME OR PIKLES OR TAHT ONE GUY WIT TEH LONG HARE IF U WANT 2 BUY TIKETS
O!111!! AND ITS CASH ONLEY!!111!11! WER3 A L3GITIMAET BUSIENS!!!!1!1 IF U DONT LIEK IT TH3N U CAN SHOVE IT UP UR AS!!
[ And then it switches to video, showing a half-naked Murderface chilling on his couch with a few empty beer bottles next to him. ]
And ladies get in at half-price. [ A wink, and then it shuts off. ]
LOGS POST (PROSE) SAMPLE: The name of the game is introspection, folks. This sample will both showcase how you will play in the logs community, and how well you understand your character’s motivations, hopes, dreams, quirks, etc. This sample should be a bit longer than your first, and, again, make us cry, make us laugh, or make us never want to meet your character in a back alley and you’re doing a good job!
Additionally, this sample should also be set in-game, so we can get an idea how you will play this character in a collaborative environment.
A note: In the cases of both first person and third person samples, we do NOT accept links to samples written at other games. If, however, you are a returning player applying for a character that you have played previously at Cape&Cowl, you are allowed to link to posts made by that character in this game.
FINAL NOTES:
Is there anything else about your character that you feel we should know, that isn't covered in any of the earlier sections? Inventory, status of health, etc? This field is optional.
NAME: Colee
AGE: 17 years young bb
JOURNAL: nicoleslaw/humancentiqueef
IM: g0vernmenth00k3r
PLURK: @coleebolee
E-MAIL: nicolester0001@gmail.com
RETURNING: Edward Cullen |
dazzlingyou[CHARACTER INFO]
CHARACTER NAME: William Murderface
SERIES: METALOCALYPSE
CHRONOLOGY: What Issue/Episode/Major Event are they coming into the RP from?
CLASS: He'll be a villain just to be a villain
BACKGROUND:
What is your character’s world like? What is their role in it? In what major canon events did your character play a part, how did your character affect these events, and vice versa? If applicable, what important relationships do they have with other characters in this series?
This doesn’t have to be terribly detailed, but we’d like a good picture of their canon to draw from. Please make sure you explain anything particularly series-specific or that we might not understand, and also that it’s in your own words.
PERSONALITY:
Murderface is not a nice guy. Even if he tries to fake it, he's still not very nice. He is used to rejection and ridicule, and expects it from people, which has turned him into a jerk. He takes his anger out on both himself and those around him. Temper tantrums are a regular thing with Murderface. He enjoys inflicting pain on others almost as much as he does on himself (he has mentioned that he is a fan of auto-erotic asphyxiation, though, of course, it could have been just something to say to get attention from the band) even though it doesn't make him feel any better. Well, it makes him feel a little more brutal, but the feeling doesn't last very long and he's right back where he started. He also doesn't like women- he is sexually attracted to them, but he frequently refers to them as soul murderers (as seen in this image: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1ymsnvee1qcz9too1_500.jpg).
One major characteristic of Murderface is his insecurity. He belittles himself constantly, calling himself fat/ugly/stupid/etc. He is sensitive, surprisingly, but not in the way that appears in romantic comedies. If anybody mentions his weight or dog-face or inability to really play bass (but he got better now that he's free-balling), he gets angry and defensive immediately. Murderface has a tendency to overcompensate, especially when it comes to women or his role in the band (or even when it comes to spelling, as he called himself an excellent speller even when he couldn't spell any words given to him). He tries to call himself the lead songwriter and even tries to get more royalties from the band for this "fact". He believed he was really entitled to it. Murderface also has a little issue with his sexuality, at points being homophobic to a seriously paranoid degree. His fame has increased some of this insecurity, thanks to the media. One of his biggest fears is being rejected by the guys in his band, even if he makes it a point to make sure they know/understand he doesn't give a crap what they say. But, on the inside, he truly does. He knows that he isn't the most important member of the band or the most well-liked (in fact, he knows he isn't the most popular member of the band- both inside it and in the media), and he resents that.
Like the rest of Dethklok, Murderface is a grown man who, more often than not, acts like a thirteen year old boy. He urinates on whatever he feels like, cracks perverted sex jokes, and makes incredibly immature comments frequently. If he feels like he's being ignored, he eats his feelings instead of talking or expressing himself. Surprisingly, he is a civil war buff and actually knows quite a lot of American history, as well has guns and torture devices. It's obvious that Murderface has no idea how to talk to girls like a normal guy, and his attempts to try to 'trick' them (such as when he decided that he should defend the honor of women everywhere and was called out on it being a ploy) usually end up backfiring on him. Though, of course, that could be because he is so repulsive that no girl in her right mind would do anything with him. Earlier in the series, his insecurity made him comment on him talking about his own death, asking Nathan if it would be 'brutal' enough or if the band would be better off without him. Murderface also seems to have a hard time expressing his feelings, like most of the Dethklok band, and can be cold and uncaring like the rest of the band (his feeling 'real emotions' like loneliness or depression comes every once in a while).
Murderface can be a suck-up when he wants something, especially when it comes to Nathan. He'll try and do 'nice' things for him to remain in somewhat good-standing, but, as it's been brought up repeatedly, they all hate each other and aren't really 'friends'. Of course, Murderface can go from standing up for somebody to ripping them a new in three seconds flat if things don't turn out the way he wants them to.
Murderface is selfish; unless he's getting paid for something or getting something handed to him, he won't do it- or he'll complain the entire time. He doesn't think that anything worth having is worth working for, and says that he plays bass not to have a job. When he couldn't get residuals from the band because he didn't really DO anything, he complained during a song where he explicitly stated that everything was hard and he doesn't understand why that is. There are a few instances, however, where he actually shows some form of compassion for his band mates. He also sees himself as a father figure to the rest of the band (God knows why...) and can actually be pretty good at that. Toki is mostly the one who is given advice by him, but Skwisgaar (after the drama in Fatherklok) was given main attention by Murderface in terms of having a father-son 'relationship'. He enjoys feeling wanted, despite how often he seems to be repulsed/irritated by people.
His childhood affected him greatly. His parents died in a murder-suicide, with his father killing his mother with a chainsaw before turning it on himself when William was just a wee little thing. Growing up, he was raised by his grandparents, which attributed to his laziness because his grandmother most likely took care of everything for him (cooking, laundry, cleaning up after him, etc) as grandmas usually do. His grandfather suffered a stroke when Murderface was younger, and his grandmother took care of both of them after that.
POWER: He can play bass with his penis.
As for superpowers, I'd like for booze to give him superpowers. Of course, the power depends on the drink, as whiskey would give him the ability to breathe fire, vodka would make him invincible to ice-based attacks, etc. It only lasts for about an hour, max, and if he drinks too much to abuse this power he'll eventually faint from exhaustion (or, as drunks put it,
[CHARACTER SAMPLES]
COMMUNITY POST (VOICE) SAMPLE:
A10SHUN PISCITI!! LOL WILIM MURDARFAEC H3R3 FROM TEH CITYS BST BAND PLANET PISS
L3TS G3T DOWN 2 BUSIENS JAKKOFS
3VERY FRIDAY NIGHT THROUGH SUNDAY MORNNG PLANET PISS WIL B P3RFORMNG NONS2P AT WAERHOUES 56!1!1!!! TIK3TS R 50 DOLARS AT DA DOR AND 495 IF U BUY THAM IN ADVANCE! SO DONT FUK UP AND B A LOSER WHO HAS 2 PAY 3XTRA AT DA DOR!111!!1 OMG CONTACT ME OR PIKLES OR TAHT ONE GUY WIT TEH LONG HARE IF U WANT 2 BUY TIKETS
O!111!! AND ITS CASH ONLEY!!111!11! WER3 A L3GITIMAET BUSIENS!!!!1!1 IF U DONT LIEK IT TH3N U CAN SHOVE IT UP UR AS!!
[ And then it switches to video, showing a half-naked Murderface chilling on his couch with a few empty beer bottles next to him. ]
And ladies get in at half-price. [ A wink, and then it shuts off. ]
LOGS POST (PROSE) SAMPLE: The name of the game is introspection, folks. This sample will both showcase how you will play in the logs community, and how well you understand your character’s motivations, hopes, dreams, quirks, etc. This sample should be a bit longer than your first, and, again, make us cry, make us laugh, or make us never want to meet your character in a back alley and you’re doing a good job!
Additionally, this sample should also be set in-game, so we can get an idea how you will play this character in a collaborative environment.
A note: In the cases of both first person and third person samples, we do NOT accept links to samples written at other games. If, however, you are a returning player applying for a character that you have played previously at Cape&Cowl, you are allowed to link to posts made by that character in this game.
FINAL NOTES:
Is there anything else about your character that you feel we should know, that isn't covered in any of the earlier sections? Inventory, status of health, etc? This field is optional.
@sirenspull
Feb. 15th, 2012 01:56 pmPlayer Information
Name: Colee
Age: 16
AIM SN: soweneverfindyou
email: nicolester0001@gmail.com
Have you played in an LJ based game before? mmhmm
Currrently Played Characters: Claire Bennet | Heroes
Butt-Head | Beavis and Butt-Head
Conditional: Activity Check Link: i'm a wishful thinker with the worst intentions
Conditional: Official Reserve Link: 'cause that's just who i am this week
Character Information
General
Canon Source: Metalocalypse
Canon Format: TV
Character's Name: William Murderface
Character's Age: In his thirties I guess?
Conditional: If your character is 13 years of age or under, please clarify how they will be played.
What form will your character's NV take?
Abilities
Character's Canon Abilities: He can play bass with his penis.
Conditional: If your character has no superhuman canon abilities, what dormant ability will you give them?
Shape-shifting. It'll be draining at first, until he gets a handle on it. After time, he will also be able to shift into animals.
It will most likely first manifest after he's been here for a good six or seven months, and he'll accidentally morph into the last person he touched in a moment of intense fear/other intense emotion, like somebody vandalizing something of his or whatever. He can only shape-shift into the last person he touched; if he touched person A, morphed into them, then touched person B, he could no longer turn into person A anymore.
It's a little different with animals. Why? I don't know. He can turn into any animal he's touched since his ability manifested, regardless of whether he's recently touched it or not. This will, of course, come possibly a year after he's been here, probably with the help of a fellow shape-shifter or something.
Weapons: His currently useless Dethphone.
History/Personality/Plans/etc.
Character History: how do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?
Point in Canon: Season 3, episode 5 "Fatherklok", after calling Skwisgaar to find out where he is.
Conditional: Brief summary of previous RP history:
Character Personality: Murderface is not a nice guy. Even if he tries to fake it, he's still not very nice. He is used to rejection and ridicule, and expects it from people, which has turned him into a jerk. He takes his anger out on both himself and those around him. Temper tantrums are a regular thing with Murderface. He enjoys inflicting pain on others almost as much as he does on himself (he has mentioned that he is a fan of auto-erotic asphyxiation, though, of course, it could have been just something to say to get attention from the band) even though it doesn't make him feel any better. Well, it makes him feel a little more brutal, but the feeling doesn't last very long and he's right back where he started. He also doesn't like women- he is sexually attracted to them, but he frequently refers to them as soul murderers (as seen in this image: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1ymsnvee1qcz9too1_500.jpg). One major characteristic of Murderface is his insecurity. He belittles himself constantly, calling himself fat/ugly/stupid/etc. He is sensitive, surprisingly, but not in the way that appears in romantic comedies. If anybody mentions his weight or dog-face or inability to really play bass (but he got better now that he's free-balling), he gets angry and defensive immediately. Murderface has a tendency to overcompensate, especially when it comes to women or his role in the band (or even when it comes to spelling, as he called himself an excellent speller even when he couldn't spell any words given to him). He tries to call himself the lead songwriter and even tries to get more royalties from the band for this "fact". He believed he was really entitled to it. Murderface also has a little issue with his sexuality, at points being homophobic to a seriously paranoid degree. His fame has increased some of this insecurity, thanks to the media. One of his biggest fears is being rejected by the guys in his band, even if he makes it a point to make sure they know/understand he doesn't give a crap what they say. But, on the inside, he truly does. He knows that he isn't the most important member of the band or the most well-liked (in fact, he knows he isn't the most popular member of the band- both inside it and in the media), and he resents that. Like the rest of Dethklok, Murderface is a grown man who, more often than not, acts like a thirteen year old boy. He urinates on whatever he feels like, cracks perverted sex jokes, and makes incredibly immature comments frequently. If he feels like he's being ignored, he eats his feelings instead of talking or expressing himself. Surprisingly, he is a civil war buff and actually knows quite a lot of American history, as well has guns and torture devices. It's obvious that Murderface has no idea how to talk to girls like a normal guy, and his attempts to try to 'trick' them (such as when he decided that he should defend the honor of women everywhere and was called out on it being a ploy) usually end up backfiring on him. Though, of course, that could be because he is so repulsive that no girl in her right mind would do anything with him. Earlier in the series, his insecurity made him comment on him talking about his own death, asking Nathan if it would be 'brutal' enough or if the band would be better off without him. Murderface also seems to have a hard time expressing his feelings, like most of the Dethklok band, and can be cold and uncaring like the rest of the band (his feeling 'real emotions' like loneliness or depression comes every once in a while). Murderface can be a suck-up when he wants something, especially when it comes to Nathan. He'll try and do 'nice' things for him to remain in somewhat good-standing, but, as it's been brought up repeatedly, they all hate each other and aren't really 'friends'. Of course, Murderface can go from standing up for somebody to ripping them a new in three seconds flat if things don't turn out the way he wants them to. Conditional: Personality development in previous game:
Character Plans: I'd like for him to be involved in the military side of SERO and pick up his side project Planet Piss full-time. Of course, he won't be too useful for SERO but with his gun expertise and his knowledge on all American wars, he might be useful in some way in that aspect. I hope so, anyway. As for Planet Piss... Siren's Port better prepare itself for the most brutal band this side of the Rocky Mountains. Heads will literally roll.
Appearance/PB: happy birthday to the ground
Writing Samples
First Person Sample text + video |
Third Person Sample
"Ugh. Look at me- I'm emaciated." The woman standing by him just raised her eyebrow, turning on her heel and pushing her shopping cart away from him. Murderface flipped her off before turning his attention back to the display of food in front of him. He placed a hand on his stomach; in fact, he hadn't seemed to lose any weight since he had arrived. Not that he had been trying to, of course, but it would have been nice to.
He didn't have any money, and Pickles had kicked him out for being unable to stop urinating in the sink at night (which was a legitimate problem; sleep-pissing wasn't something one could stop overnight). And thus, he was forced to shoplift like some regular jackoff. "Being a regular douchebag sucks."
He glanced around, grabbing a bag of chips and making his way towards the door. An employee walked out in front of him, arms crossed. The boy looked about 18, with a pizza face and some serious metal in the mouth. "Excuse me, sir?" Murderface didn't like his condescending tone.
"Get out of my way." Murderface walked past him, but was stopped by a hand on his arm.
"We don't tolerate shoplifters." He pointed to a sign that said, verbatim, what he had said. Murderface didn't even bother to finish reading past the first word.
"So? Am I supposed to give a shit what you tolerate?" Murderface ate another chip. Who did this jackoff thing he was? Murderface could shit cooler kids than him.
"Uh- yes, you are, seeing as how my father owns this store." Murderface laughed.
"Then go get him." A plan was hatching in his mind. A very intricate, dangerous plan.
"I will." The boy gave him a typical teenage look then turned on his heels to find his father.
"What a fucking idiot," Murderface commented to himself as he walked out of the store, eating more chips out of the bag. Now to find a place to stay before sirens went off. There was only so many times he could be attacked by Darkness monsters before it stopped being brutal and started being annoying.
Name: Colee
Age: 16
AIM SN: soweneverfindyou
email: nicolester0001@gmail.com
Have you played in an LJ based game before? mmhmm
Currrently Played Characters: Claire Bennet | Heroes
Butt-Head | Beavis and Butt-Head
Conditional: Activity Check Link: i'm a wishful thinker with the worst intentions
Conditional: Official Reserve Link: 'cause that's just who i am this week
Character Information
General
Canon Source: Metalocalypse
Canon Format: TV
Character's Name: William Murderface
Character's Age: In his thirties I guess?
What form will your character's NV take?
Abilities
Character's Canon Abilities: He can play bass with his penis.
Conditional: If your character has no superhuman canon abilities, what dormant ability will you give them?
Shape-shifting. It'll be draining at first, until he gets a handle on it. After time, he will also be able to shift into animals.
It will most likely first manifest after he's been here for a good six or seven months, and he'll accidentally morph into the last person he touched in a moment of intense fear/other intense emotion, like somebody vandalizing something of his or whatever. He can only shape-shift into the last person he touched; if he touched person A, morphed into them, then touched person B, he could no longer turn into person A anymore.
It's a little different with animals. Why? I don't know. He can turn into any animal he's touched since his ability manifested, regardless of whether he's recently touched it or not. This will, of course, come possibly a year after he's been here, probably with the help of a fellow shape-shifter or something.
Weapons: His currently useless Dethphone.
History/Personality/Plans/etc.
Character History: how do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?
Point in Canon: Season 3, episode 5 "Fatherklok", after calling Skwisgaar to find out where he is.
Character Personality: Murderface is not a nice guy. Even if he tries to fake it, he's still not very nice. He is used to rejection and ridicule, and expects it from people, which has turned him into a jerk. He takes his anger out on both himself and those around him. Temper tantrums are a regular thing with Murderface. He enjoys inflicting pain on others almost as much as he does on himself (he has mentioned that he is a fan of auto-erotic asphyxiation, though, of course, it could have been just something to say to get attention from the band) even though it doesn't make him feel any better. Well, it makes him feel a little more brutal, but the feeling doesn't last very long and he's right back where he started. He also doesn't like women- he is sexually attracted to them, but he frequently refers to them as soul murderers (as seen in this image: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1ymsnvee1qcz9too1_500.jpg).
Murderface is selfish; unless he's getting paid for something or getting something handed to him, he won't do it- or he'll complain the entire time. He doesn't think that anything worth having is worth working for, and says that he plays bass not to have a job. When he couldn't get residuals from the band because he didn't really DO anything, he complained during a song where he explicitly stated that everything was hard and he doesn't understand why that is. There are a few instances, however, where he actually shows some form of compassion for his band mates. He also sees himself as a father figure to the rest of the band (God knows why...) and can actually be pretty good at that. Toki is mostly the one who is given advice by him, but Skwisgaar (after the drama in Fatherklok) was given main attention by Murderface in terms of having a father-son 'relationship'. He enjoys feeling wanted, despite how often he seems to be repulsed/irritated by people.
His childhood affected him greatly. His parents died in a murder-suicide, with his father killing his mother with a chainsaw before turning it on himself when William was just a wee little thing. Growing up, he was raised by his grandparents, which attributed to his laziness because his grandmother most likely took care of everything for him (cooking, laundry, cleaning up after him, etc) as grandmas usually do. His grandfather suffered a stroke when Murderface was younger, and his grandmother took care of both of them after that.
Character Plans: I'd like for him to be involved in the military side of SERO and pick up his side project Planet Piss full-time. Of course, he won't be too useful for SERO but with his gun expertise and his knowledge on all American wars, he might be useful in some way in that aspect. I hope so, anyway. As for Planet Piss... Siren's Port better prepare itself for the most brutal band this side of the Rocky Mountains. Heads will literally roll.
Appearance/PB: happy birthday to the ground
Writing Samples
First Person Sample text + video |
A10SHUN PISPORT!! LOL WILIM MURDARFAEC H3R3 FROM TEH CITYS BST BAND PLANET PISS
L3TS G3T DOWN 2 BUSIENS JAKKOFS
3VERY FRIDAY NIGHT THROUGH SUNDAY MORNNG PLANET PISS WIL B P3RFORMNG NONS2P AT WAERHOUES 56!1!1!!! TIK3TS R 50 DOLARS AT DA DOR AND 495 IF U BUY THAM IN ADVANCE! SO DONT FUK UP AND B A LOSER WHO HAS 2 PAY 3XTRA AT DA DOR!111!!1 OMG CONTACT ME OR PIKLES OR TAHT ONE GUY WIT TEH LONG HARE IF U WANT 2 BUY TIKETS
O!111!! AND ITS CASH ONLEY!!111!11! WER3 A L3GITIMAET BUSIENS!!!!1!1 IF U DONT LIEK IT TH3N U CAN SHOVE IT UP UR AS!!
[ And then it switches to video, showing a half-naked Murderface chilling on his couch with a few empty beer bottles next to him. ]
And ladies get in at half-price. [ A wink, and then it shuts off. ]
[ And then it switches to video, showing a half-naked Murderface chilling on his couch with a few empty beer bottles next to him. ]
And ladies get in at half-price. [ A wink, and then it shuts off. ]
"Ugh. Look at me- I'm emaciated." The woman standing by him just raised her eyebrow, turning on her heel and pushing her shopping cart away from him. Murderface flipped her off before turning his attention back to the display of food in front of him. He placed a hand on his stomach; in fact, he hadn't seemed to lose any weight since he had arrived. Not that he had been trying to, of course, but it would have been nice to.
He didn't have any money, and Pickles had kicked him out for being unable to stop urinating in the sink at night (which was a legitimate problem; sleep-pissing wasn't something one could stop overnight). And thus, he was forced to shoplift like some regular jackoff. "Being a regular douchebag sucks."
He glanced around, grabbing a bag of chips and making his way towards the door. An employee walked out in front of him, arms crossed. The boy looked about 18, with a pizza face and some serious metal in the mouth. "Excuse me, sir?" Murderface didn't like his condescending tone.
"Get out of my way." Murderface walked past him, but was stopped by a hand on his arm.
"We don't tolerate shoplifters." He pointed to a sign that said, verbatim, what he had said. Murderface didn't even bother to finish reading past the first word.
"So? Am I supposed to give a shit what you tolerate?" Murderface ate another chip. Who did this jackoff thing he was? Murderface could shit cooler kids than him.
"Uh- yes, you are, seeing as how my father owns this store." Murderface laughed.
"Then go get him." A plan was hatching in his mind. A very intricate, dangerous plan.
"I will." The boy gave him a typical teenage look then turned on his heels to find his father.
"What a fucking idiot," Murderface commented to himself as he walked out of the store, eating more chips out of the bag. Now to find a place to stay before sirens went off. There was only so many times he could be attacked by Darkness monsters before it stopped being brutal and started being annoying.
